Cheri Oteri's Cher-Cuterie Gift Box

USD 149.99

Description

This gift box is for those who appreciate the fun and unexpected, just like a true comedy fan. It's a vibrant, unapologetic mix of intense flavors and textures that mirrors Cheri Oteri's high-energy performances on Saturday Night Live. Forget quiet, traditional pairings—this box is a riot of flavor, designed to make you laugh and salivate at the same time. Hand selected by Cheri! This Collection Features: Marcel Petite Essex (8.0 oz): Marcel Petite Essex is a specific selection of Comté, a traditional French Alpine cheese, that is hand-picked by the renowned importer Essex Street Cheese.  Colston Basset Stilton Single 8-Ounce Wedge: A renowned English blue cheese, recognized for its rich, creamy texture and balanced flavor profile. Produced in Nottinghamshire, England, at one of the few dairies licensed to make authentic Stilton, this cheese stands out from other Stiltons due to its traditional, hand-ladled production process. 24-Month Parmigiano Reggiano DOP: Crafted from raw cow's milk in the revered Emilia Romagna region of Italy, this exceptional cheese is aged for a minimum of 24 months, developing a rich, complex flavor profile. You'll discover a dense, granular texture studded with those signature crunchy amino acid crystals, alongside nuanced notes of sweet pineapple, cultured butter, and a deep umami finish. Sliced Prosciutto Italiano: This tender and savory Prosciutto is slow-cured in Parma for a minimum of 400 days, otherwise referred to as "four seasons." There's nothing in there other than all-natural pork ham and Mediterranean salt - and that's why we like it. It's as authentic as it gets Italian Market-Style Pepperoni: An Italian-American classic which is mild, smooth and sure to please a wide variety of tastes and also works in a wide variety of dishes. White Truffle Extra Virgin Olive Oil: Delicate and robust all at once, this earthy and pleasurable treat is royal treatment for your tummy. Intensely flavored but silky-smooth, it's the perfect Italian pantry staple for those who appreciate the finer things in life. Black Olive Tapenade: Our very own Black Olive Tapenade makes a prefect addition to any box. Our simple yet satisfying creation is made from black olives, olive oil, white wine, and a dash of salt. Mike's Hot Honey Glass Jar: The world's most versatile condiment. Sweet honey infused with the heat of chili peppers. Mitica Marcona Almonds: Known as the "Queen of Almonds", the Marcona almond is precious to Spain and indigenous to the country. Flourishing in the Valencia region, these almond trees require more time as well as the area's unique growing conditions to properly produce. Mitica Migos Dried Pajarero Figs: Indulge in the exquisite sweetness of Mitica Migos Dried Pajarero Figs, a unique and highly prized variety from Spain. These small, golden-hued figs, known as "little birds" (pajareros) for their diminutive size, offer a rich, honeyed flavor and a delicate, almost jam-like texture. Sun-dried to perfection, they retain their natural succulence, making them a delicious and healthy treat. Enjoy them as a standalone snack, pair them with a variety of cheeses and nuts for a sophisticated cheeseboard or use them to elevate your culinary creations.  Sea Salt Crostini: The absolute perfect vessel for the cheese, meat, or dip of your choosing. Twice baked for maximum crunch, let these be the foundation for all your pairing creations. Milk Chocolate Toffee & Pretzel Bar: Indulge in our Private Collection chocolate bars—delicious, creamy, Belgian chocolate. A perfect snack for yourself or gift for any chocolate lover. On occasion, product substitutions of equal or higher value may occur to ensure the utmost quality and availability.   BUNDLES