All The Dicks Bundle (Gummy Dicks, Chocolate Dick, and Dick Glitter Bomb)

USD 49.99

Description

The Ultimate Triple Threat of Dick-Based Chaos Why settle for one prank when you can hit them with all the dicks at once?The All The Dicks Bundle isn’t just a gag gift, it’s a full-on edible, explosive, and glittery assault that leaves your target laughing, gagging, and possibly sweeping for hours. Inside this glorious package of nonsense, they’ll get: A solid chocolate dick they can actually eat A bag of chewy gummy dicks they can snack or spit out depending on their emotional state A spring-loaded dick confetti bomb that blasts a glittery mess straight into their lap All packed up and shipped 100 percent anonymously so you can watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. Click Add to Cart now and send someone the ultimate edible and glitter combo prank that will be remembered (and vacuumed) for years. Why This Bundle Is Pure Prank Perfection You could just send a chocolate dick. You could just send a gummy dick. You could even just send a glitter dick bomb. But where’s the fun in that? The real comedy comes from hitting them with all three. They think they’ve seen the joke? Nope, here’s another. And another. It’s the prank equivalent of a triple punch combo in a video game. Plus, this bundle saves you money, so you get to be both hilarious and financially responsible. A Visual You’ll Never Forget Picture this: your friend gets a mysterious package. They open it and find a sweet chocolate dick. Funny, right? Then they notice the bag of gummy dicks. Hilarious. Then they open the third item and BAM - a glittery confetti blast of mini paper dicks all over their living room. At this point, they’re either laughing so hard they can’t breathe or texting you in all caps with 14 angry emojis. Either way, you win. What’s Inside The All The Dicks Bundle Chocolate Dick - Solid, handcrafted, and made to be eaten (or not, depending on how petty they are) Gummy Dicks - Chewy, fruity, and shaped for maximum immature giggles Spring-Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb - Packed with shiny paper dicks and glitter for a messy, hilarious surprise Ships 100 percent anonymously Discounted compared to buying each prank separately How to Use This Bundle Like a Pro Send it as a birthday prank to a friend who swears they’ve “seen it all” Make it a bachelor party surprise that no one will forget Use it for a breakup joke that’s part edible gift, part cleanup nightmare Send it to a roommate who ate your leftovers (sweet revenge never tasted so chocolatey) The Triple Reaction Guarantee With this bundle, you’re guaranteed three distinct reactions: Laughing at the chocolate dick Eye-rolling and snacking on the gummy dicks Screaming and swearing while picking glitter dicks out of the carpet It’s a full emotional arc, and you’re the evil genius behind it. Bottom Line The All The Dicks Bundle is for people who believe in going big or going home. One prank is funny. Three pranks in one box? That’s legendary. Whether it’s for a birthday, revenge, or just because you woke up and chose chaos, this bundle delivers every single time. Click Add to Cart now and become the hero (or villain) of someone’s day.   IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*