The Platinum Collection

The Core Collection

The gold standard of gold standards. Twelve handmade and freshly baked cookies, each one crafted with the highest quality ingredients that even the pickiest mother would approve of. This collection was assorted by Head Baker to showcase core flavor profiles that will either evoke past memories or make the present sweet enough to remember.   INSIDE THE BOX: Nº 01 - Better Than Sex (Chocolate Chip)Nº 02 - Everything But The Candles (Birthday Cake)Nº 03 - The Madonna (Peanut Butter)Nº 04 - When Life Gives You Lemons (Lemon Bar)Nº 05 - The Floor Is Lava (Chocolate Lava)Nº 06 - Macadamnia (Salted Caramel Macadamia)Nº 07 - The James Dean (Oreo Milkshake)Nº 08 - What The F*ck Velvet (Red Velvet)Nº 09 - Not Today, Mr. Muffin Man (Blueberry Muffin)Nº 10 - Netflix And Crunch (Cinnamon Toast Crunch)Nº 11 - S'mores Sans Campfire (S'mores)Nº 12 - Donkey Kong (Banana Cream Pie)

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Death By Chocolate

Not another damn word about moderation—this collection is a chocoholic’s fever dream. Dark chocolate. Milk chocolate. Rich chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Textured chips and chunks to make your tongue tang. Round, dark, and handsome...these cookies are dangerous. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

The Valentine Collection

A dozen roses might get you a kiss. A card for a hug. But let’s be real, you want more. Give them Last Crumb and delight as they undress us. Their eyes, burning with desire, dance over our palate-seducing curves — 12 decadent cookies, individually wrapped for your pleasure. Mouth-watering flavors so seductive they’d make Aphrodite blush. Each bite, more lascivious than the last. Cancel the reservation — this is what foreplay tastes like. Our reimagined Valentine's Day drop features a dozen lust-worthy cookies handcrafted for maximum indulgence, including three brand-new flavors: Run Forest Run (Black Forest Cake), Mile High Club (Biscoff Crunch) and Après Spice (Spiced Ginger Raspberry).   The Valentine Collection begins shipping on 2/5.