Go F*ck Yourself Emojibator
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Go F*ck Yourself Emojibator

USD 29.99

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Description Now you can tell someone to Go F*ck Themselves. Literally. Anonymously mail someone this eggplant shaped emojibator to that special someone that you know needs it most! It's waterproof and measures 4.84" x 1.22". Kind of small, but as Abraham Lincoln once said, "it's not about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean". And this ocean has 10 different vibration settings. Included in the box: -1 Eggplant Emojibator -1 "Go F*ck Yourself. Literally." travel case -1 Healthy Serving of Vitamin D. Carrying case not included. Tab 2 content Need a new paragraph? Try using Shift + Enter Tab 3 content Need a new paragraph? Try using Shift + Enter

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