Big Box of Dicks (Bulk Gummy Dicks)
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Big Box of Dicks (Bulk Gummy Dicks)

USD 112.50

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Why not stock up with a big box so they are handy when you need to tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Each bag individually has an "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note attached so you don't even have to waste your breath. In the middle of an argument? Chuck a bag over at them and I promise they'll eat them. Our dicks are too delicious to resist.  Includes 50 bags of dicks with attached "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note

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