Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb

Name: Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
Brand: Ruin Days
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

USD 22.99

Description

I think we're going to win some kind of sick award for this one. The Jizz Bomb aka the Money Shot aka the Sperm Confetti Bomb is cumming to a recipient near you. Shoot a load of swimmers all over anybody you like. As always, this is 100% anonymous so it'll be mystery semen unless you reveal yourself in the attached note.

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