Box of Annoying Sand
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Box of Annoying Sand

USD 22.99

Description

What's almost as annoying as glitter? Sand. The Ruin Days team took a company trip around the world in search of the Earth's finest sand for this product. We finally settled on the sand from a remote island in the Philippines. When this luxury gift box is pulled open, a trap door releases from its bottom ensuring that fine fine sand will get all over the recipient's carpet and stay there for the rest of their shitty lives.

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